From start to finish, bachelor and bachelorette parties are fun for everyone. If there was one person who didn’t enjoy it, they’re probably the party poopers. As if having a night out with your best pals could suddenly turn into a nightmare you didn’t expect to happen.
Reddit user Freddie1909 was courageous enough to ask “What’s the worst thing you have witnessed on a bachelor/bachelorette party?” Needless to say, there were some juicy responses that involved strippers, bosses, and fist fights. Read along to see if your night compared to other people’s mishaps. Don’t worry, this isn’t Las Vegas.
We’ve Been Playing Mario Kart Wrong All These Years
It’s a lot of fun when you have enough people to play. The best is eight people with two teams of four with two of them playing at a time.
However, your team has to finish each beer on each lap. Even if everyone’s watching, this is a great way to get blackout wasted.
The Aftermath Sounds Disastorous
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It’s like they had too much to drink and they threw up the Big Mac from the night before. If someone is going to suggest this at your party, find a compromise.
That way, you won’t have to actually drink the coin next time. Maybe a “finders keepers” drinking game would be a way to get everyone drunk.
Safe To Say The Office Dynamic Has Altered, Somewhat
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Most people want to see their boss get what was coming to them, but I doubt this is what they had in mind.
As soon as the ride ends, your co-workers look on and you say “Ok, I guess this is the month I work overtime.” The next one ahead could become a t-shirt if anyone’s willing to buy it. Just don’t make the bouncer tap the sign.
Kids Are Expensive These Days
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This is a lyric from a rap song that hasn’t been made yet. You know you gotta tip her because she’s not just dancing for you.
She’s dancing for two, so it would be wise to give her more than a traditional tip. Nevertheless, decline the lap dance, you don’t her water to break on your lap.
That Young Man Doesn’t Need A Bar Mitzvah Now
It’s really funny when you look back at it. It’s like he was going to the bar and restaurant district. The moment he got into the limo is just as funny as it was leaving with him in it.
That kid became a man before he turned 13. I’m not sure how old the brother actually was, but at least they brought him back after they were done.
Hey, No Butt Licking!
This could become a t-shirt if anyone’s willing to buy it. You can just picture him pointing to a sign hanging on the wall that says “NO BUTT LICKING.”
He doesn’t want to tap the sign, but he’s forced to thanks to your nonsense. Maybe next time you shouldn’t leave your brain at the door. Just ahead, after having some fun with a stripper, one person used a phrase that no one’s used before.
Don’t You Just Love Pranking Your Friends?
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Yeah, some of us know not to pull something as dumb as this. I’d be curious to find out what percentage of people cheat on bachelor/bachelorette nights compared to the ones who stay faithful through their marriage.
And that’s why you never sleep with escorts at your bachelor party.
The Groom Wasn’t The Attractive Brother, But A Nice Guy
The party suddenly turned into a UFC match, real quick. If they’re still married, there’s a good chance those family gatherings are super awkward.
He might be too insecure to leave her. However, this is really crappy, but no one can force him to realize he’s too good for her.
The Dark And Twisted Plot Of Magic Mike
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This sounds like a hilarious night which involved her sister trying to get alcohol to a high school party. It’s also the twisted version of Magic Mike.
Not one lady wants blood on their clothes. Once that happens, they might have discovered something — they’re blood siblings. The sole reason why you don’t take an unemployed person to the casino is just around the corner.
Wow, She Played The Long Con
She would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling guests! Unless her ultimate goal was to get out of attending the wedding.
Too bad she just panicked and started rummaging through everyone’s belongings. She should’ve held out for the wedding gifts.
People Really Do This
If you’re cheating and you know it, clap your hands! This guy suddenly went on a long strange trip with the hopes of slipping one past the goalie.
Sadly, they’re in the middle of nowhere. The only way for this guy to get back to Sin City is by hitchhiking.
Who Takes An Unemployed Guy To The Casino?
That’s gotta be the worst way to start off a marriage that doesn’t involve cheating. Your so-called “friends” want you to have the time of your life.
For real though, you have to feel terrible for guys who get dragged out to elaborate barhops. All they really want to do is just stay in and relax. Some strippers have a dark secret and it’s something that would ruin the party bus.
Why Can’t We Be Friends?
Someone must have been aiming for the other girl who was trying to get in on the tipping action.
Or, the guy got punched by the stripper because he pushed too many boundaries. This is fantastic as this would be a story to tell your kids… when they turn 18.
Safety First, Folks
This could have had a better ending. First of all, people need to realize that these parties don’t work the day before you tie the knot.
Secondly, the idea of some kid sniping you in the balls is funny. However, after the match, they should have made him speak his last words. Then, execute him like no tomorrow.
The Old Push & Pull
Strippers apparently have prison pockets. That sounds disturbing, but some people like to be armed for whatever reason.
Hopefully, this stripper doesn’t end up at your friend’s wedding, or else you’re screwed. Still on the way, if a girl leads a guy into the bathroom, she’s not going to help him pee.
The Wolfpack Had A Night To Forget
That’s a surefire way to ruin your wedding one way or another. Why would anyone want to be tired and hungover right before the wedding?
There’s a million other things you can be doing the day before. Most people like to have theirs about a month before the big day.
His Stage Name Was Not Willy Wonka
People need to take a poll of who’s down to do this before you dip it in chocolate. Imagine the poor guy having to clean Hershey’s syrup off his friend.
To think, if this wasn’t what you ordered, then you have every right to be upset with what happened.
She Wasn’t Going To Help Him Pee
You could be so disgusted by this that you end up leaving. Considering her friends didn’t follow her in, the onus is on them.
You can call this girl any name in the book, but clearly this night got away from her. However, for her actions in the bathroom, let’s hope a big can of karma comes after to her.
What A Tough Crowd
It sounds like she tried. That’s kind of stupid. Why hire a stripper and then just ignore her, treating her as if she’s Bozo the Clown at a children’s birthday party?
In my experience, there are often one or two guys who insist on getting a stripper. Everyone else is like “Nah man, don’t do that,” but the stripper arrives anyways.
One Of Those Phrases No One Has Said Before
She may have been on top while he sat on the seat, but when he left the Hershey Highway, it slapped down on it.
That just goes to show that exits not only come up quick on the highway, but in the bathroom too.